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The Indigenous Italians Of New Guinea

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The Indigenous Italian Natives of New Guinea

Dr Maggie Yonan, a well known and self-proclaimed amateur has made the startling discovery that the indigenous natives of New Guinea were always Italians. At a press conference called in her laundry filled office Yonan said that any fool could see that the “Guinea” in the name of the land New Guinea, was the same as that used to describe the Italians of Italy, now the “new” Italians of that island nation, hence the New Guinies of New Guinea…they were first called this by the Irish of New York…who are really the English from the town of York, England, only “New”, to America which does not change their very old status as Vikings who first came to Newfoundland, it’s real and true name, 1000 years before Columbus…who was an Italian aboriginal from New Guinea, as any scholar can see by his ethnic name of Columbus, derived from his place of birth in Columbia…or Colombo Sri Lanka…which was always whatever its ancient name was, so he didn’t know what he was talking about anyway,” the dumb Wop”( a corruption of Hop a shortened version of Hope…showing that Columbia used to be at the tip of South America but had since moved)… she said, however that she was still researching it thoroughly. She continued, saying that it was still a mystery as to how the obviously Britannic people of Ireland, whom Xenophon fought at the Little Big Horn in Oklahoma (“I’m almost sort of sure”), got all the way to Ireland where we know they were mistakenly referred to as the Irish, she says she’ll leave that to the real experts…and if they can’t prove beyond a
shadow of a doubt that Oklahoma is in Britain then “they’re just a damn bunch of Ivy League nincompoops anyway” and “I have more serious work to do”.

Before leaving for school, she said we should wait till she published her new book which seeks to prove that the “Semin” in the name of the Semin-ole Indians was changed by Jews because they mistook it for East Syriac “semen” and so to clean the people up a bit and make them presentable and cash in on their new stationery, improved to “Semintictoles”, which any classical writer who is right in his analysis can plainly see is a bastardized version of Semites and that those wily Jews were at it again, trying to claim credit for everything by falsely claiming that the Seminoles were always Semites, by way of Semintictoles, and since she’s a Semite(but damed if anyone will call her a Semintictole), she’ll soon be donning war paint to claim her Jewish inheritance, in her indigenous lands outside of Miami.

As the reporters left Ms Yonan was heard crying in her native Semintictoles mother tongue…”Where eees myyy laaaaaaAAAAnnNNNNNDDDDDDD!!! This reporter can honestly say she sounded every bit the savage she claims to be.

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