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=> Uncle Arrow and the Briar-Jesus...

Posted by pancho (Moderator) - Thursday, March 15 2012, 16:00:20 (UTC)
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...you've heard the tale no doubt...

...Uncle Arrow ran acrost Brair-Jesus one day as he was out walking the back roads of Alabama.....he ran right into him, I mean RIGHT into him with the result that one of his hands got stuck in Brair-Jesus....he tried to push away with his free hand only it got stuck too....it was getting hotter and hotter and the stuff Briar-Jesus was made of was getting stickier and stickier, and not wanting to be there all day Uncle Arrow lifted a leg and tried to push away from Jesus with that but his leg got sucked into the goo Brair-Jesus was made of (some sort of tar and brimstone I'm told)....nothing left to do but lift his other foot and jam it against Briar-Jesus in an attempt to break free...but that didn't work either and now he had no more limbs to get free with....so he lowered his head and butted it against Briar-Jesus and he's been stuck there, all his arms and legs and head too, ever since.

You can still try to reach him, if you want...but all that's left to address is his arse-end, so it might take a while.

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