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=> wassametter...no computers where you vacation?

wassametter...no computers where you vacation?
Posted by pancho (Moderator) - Friday, August 16 2013, 5:11:28 (UTC)
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...this is a new, modern assyrian warrior...he goes on VACATION!...where there are no computers(imagine his delight). This is how "strong" assyrians "fight" for their dear nayshun.

It's rough...first, you have to be careful not to be DESTROYED...in fact, just knowing someone is TRYING to destroy is enough to give you the shakes....from which you need a vacation.

In 612 BC when the Medes and Babylonians attacked Nineveh Tacos ancestors were shocked, SHOCKED when they saw arrows ansd spears flying in their direction...."HEY"! said another Taco, "They're trying to DESTROY us"! He was all for the spear and the skirt and sandals, but Jesus Christ, a warrior could get HURT!

So he dropped his weapons and ran...and he's been running ever since.

note: put that bikini back on...you were much tougher with it on.



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